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Michael Bisio, Melanie Dyer, Marianne Osiel and Jay Rosen – NuMBq

Introduced by a deft clangour of gongs and chimes...

Michael Gordon & Theatre of Voices – A Western

Assailed by Howard Hawks and John Wayne for its...

Muslim Shaggan – Asar

Over the populous span of South Asia, a region...

Dave Sewelson, Gabby Fluke-Mogul, George Cartwright, Anthony Cox and Steve Hirsh – Murmuration

The Arkansas free jazz outpost Mahakala Music says that...

Klein – thirteen sense

For her last album marked the South London maverick...

Behind the Song

Behind the Song: ‘M’appari’ from Friedrich von Flotow’s Martha

'M'appari' is the best known name for the central...

Themes and References in Joanna Newsom’s Sapokanikan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9Ro9pP2gc In the music video for 'Sapokanikan', Joanna Newsom saunters...

Behind the Song: Chuck Berry – ‘You Can’t Catch Me’

'You Can't Catch Me', one of Chuck Berry's early singles, proved an unexpected commercial flop. It failed to chart upon its release at the onset of 1957 - despite being given prominence by the fledgeling rock and roll feature Rock, Rock, Rock!, which had opened in cinemas the previous month...

Behind the Song: Animal Collective – ‘Summertime Clothes’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxhaRgJUMl8 Animal Collective's eighth studio album, Merriweather Post Pavilion, was...

Behind the Song: David Bowie – ‘Subterraneans’

'Subterraneans' is the closing song on what has become perhaps David Bowie's most critically acclaimed album: Pitchfork placed Low at number 1 on their 'Top 100 Albums of the 1970s', on Q's list of the '100 Greatest British Albums Ever' Low was Bowie's highest entry at number 14, and while...

Tracks of the Week

Tracks of the Week 19.01.25

Benjamin Lackner plays the piano with a plangent grace...

Tracks of the Week 12.01.25

Not since Jerry Seinfeld groggily awoke to witness Tim...

Tracks of the Week 04.01.25

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Tracks of the Week 17.08.24

Allen Lowe's short bio says that the veteran saxophonist...

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David Lynch, the transcendental meditator and itinerant Eagle Scout...

At the Movies

The Blind Side (2009)

★ (1 out of 4 stars) - The Blind Side purports to tell the real-life story of Michael Oher, depicted here as a poor oversized black kid from the ghetto. He's in and out of foster homes thanks to an absentee father and a drug addict mother, until the father of one of his friends - on whose couch he has been sleeping - brings him to the attention of the football coach of a local Christian school...

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - The Coen Brothers' first foray on Netflix feels curiously well suited to the format: curious because beyond the vagaries of the term 'anthology', which on film has sometimes meant multiple directors and is nowadays more often used for television shows whose series are self-contained, straddling the line between more conventional movie making and episodic or serialised television, what The Ballad of Buster Scruggs most resembles...

Uncut Gems (2019)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - Juggling a growing amount of debt, Howard has begun pawning off as sports memorabilia the collateral he receives for loaning out his jewels. When the opal finally arrives from Ethiopia, the basketball player Kevin Garnett can hardly avert his gaze. Howard accepts a 2008 NBA Championship ring as Garnett takes lend of the opal, immediately pawning it for the sake of a little liquidity unbeknownst to Demany and the Boston Celtics star.

Toni Erdmann (2016)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - Winfried Conradi is so given to practical jokes that he practically depends on them. When he opens the door of his home in the spa town of Aachen, he regales the postman with an elaborate deception featuring look-alike brothers, prison terms, erotic magazines, and mail bombs, tipping the postman for any distress accrued and to make amends for his own strange excesses. He carries a pair of false teeth...

Three Men and a Little Lady (1990)

★½ (1.5 out of 4 stars) - Three Men and a Baby is more than a guilty pleasure, it's one of the defining movies of the 1980s for the easy chemistry between its three leads, and for the panoply of fashion, interior design, and architectural styles it affords, an unconstrained movement of plaids and pastels under the neon lights and glass hallways of their luxe apartment and out in the bustling parks and streets of New York...

World Cinema

The Blind Side (2009)

★ (1 out of 4 stars) - The Blind Side purports to tell the real-life story of Michael Oher, depicted here as a poor oversized black kid from the ghetto. He's in and out of foster homes thanks to an absentee father and a drug addict mother, until the father of one of his friends - on whose couch he has been sleeping - brings him to the attention of the football coach of a local Christian school...

Uncut Gems (2019)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - Juggling a growing amount of debt, Howard has begun pawning off as sports memorabilia the collateral he receives for loaning out his jewels. When the opal finally arrives from Ethiopia, the basketball player Kevin Garnett can hardly avert his gaze. Howard accepts a 2008 NBA Championship ring as Garnett takes lend of the opal, immediately pawning it for the sake of a little liquidity unbeknownst to Demany and the Boston Celtics star.

Big (1988)

★★ (2 out of 4 stars) - The last of a cluster of movies, all released within the space of a year between the autumn of 1987 and the summer of 1988, to depict youths turning into or swapping forms with adult men - the others were Like Father Like Son (1987), Vice Versa (1988), 18 Again! (1988), and the Italian film Da grande (1987), which is often cited as the inspiration for Big - in Big thirteen-year-old Josh Baskin...

Million Dollar Baby (2004)

★½ (1.5 out of 4 stars) - Maggie Fitzgerald (Hilary Swank), from southwest Missouri, has worked as a waitress from her early teens. Stuck in grim poverty, she seeks a way beyond her circumstances, and determines to become a boxer. She turns up at a worn-down Los Angeles gym, owned and run by Frankie Dunn (Clint Eastwood) with the help of Eddie 'Scrap-Iron' Dupris (Morgan Freeman): a former boxer himself...

Pickpocket (1959)

★★★ (3 out of 4 stars) - Michel the titular character of Robert Bresson's snappily downcast Pickpocket is a renegade, a nihilist, one of cinema's Nietzschean Übermensch and most of all a real churl. He is the surliest of apostates with the hint of a bad boy persona that might suggest Marlon Brando or James Dean in blocking or on the amateur stage, for as is Bresson's wont the lead Martin LaSalle was a rank novice...

Earthy Anecdotes

Earthy Anecdotes: Katharine Hepburn Steals Stephen Sondheim’s Plant

By the turn of the twentieth century, the Turtle Bay neighbourhood on the east side of Midtown Manhattan was a 'riverside back yard' for the city of New York. Imposing brownstones and squalid tenement housing butted up against the breweries, gasworks, and slaughterhouses which lined the waterfront. Eventually the waterfront would be reshaped by the United Nations headquarters, with dozens of diplomatic missions...

Earthy Anecdotes: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’s Hellish Dinner Scene

One of the most influential horror movies of all-time,...

Earthy Anecdotes: Alex Ferguson, Mick Harford and The League That Got Away

In the winter of 1991, Manchester United stood atop...

Earthy Anecdotes: The Premiere of The Rite of Spring

On 29 May 1913, The Rite of Spring, the ballet and...

Earthy Anecdotes: Zola’s House at Médan by Paul Cézanne

In Banks of the Marne by the French artist...

Poetry

Alexander Blok – ‘Night, street, street-light, drugstore’ (1912)

Alexander Blok (Александр Блок) (1880-1921) was the foremost of...

‘Silentium!’ by Fyodor Tyutchev

Silentium! Speak not, lie hidden, and conceal the way you dream,...

Emily Dickinson – ‘I Can Wade Grief’ (1862)

Emily Dickinson was born on 10 December 1830 in...

Rabindranath Tagore, E. E. Cummings; Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy, Björk

Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941) was a Bengali polymath, best known...

James Joyce

Joyce, Nabokov, and Dirty Books: The Publications of Ulysses, Haveth Childers Everywhere, and Lolita

With Ezra Pound acting as intermediary, from the spring of...

Ignatius Loyola and the Jesuits; and the Jesuits and James Joyce

With the election yesterday evening in Rome of former...

Daily Visual 16.06.15: Bloomsday 2015

Bloomsday today in Dublin marks the culmination of a...

The Homeric Parallel in Ulysses: Joyce, Nabokov and Homer in Maps

When Ulysses was published on 2 February, 1922, it was the...

Obituaries

Brazilian Architect Paulo Mendes da Rocha Dies at the Age of 92

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NidZvaQQrsA The Brazilian architect Paulo Mendes da Rocha died on...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Supreme Court Justice, Dies at the Age of 87

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRlEFT-44Ik Ruth Bader Ginsburg, associate justice of the Supreme Court...

Stephen Sondheim, Who Reinvented the Musical Theatre, Dies at the Age of 91

The composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim died on Friday...

Kenzo Takada, the Japanese Designer Who Revolutionised French Fashion, Dies at 81

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7E4bITT4t8 With the wet weather and surging coronavirus already putting...

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Albums

Michael Bisio, Melanie Dyer, Marianne Osiel and Jay Rosen – NuMBq

Introduced by a deft clangour of gongs and chimes...

Michael Gordon & Theatre of Voices – A Western

Assailed by Howard Hawks and John Wayne for its...

Muslim Shaggan – Asar

Over the populous span of South Asia, a region...

Dave Sewelson, Gabby Fluke-Mogul, George Cartwright, Anthony Cox and Steve Hirsh – Murmuration

The Arkansas free jazz outpost Mahakala Music says that...

Klein – thirteen sense

For her last album marked the South London maverick...

Behind the Song

Behind the Song: ‘M’appari’ from Friedrich von Flotow’s Martha

'M'appari' is the best known name for the central...

Behind the Song: Charles Mingus – ‘Goodbye Pork Pie Hat’

Charles Mingus wrote 'Goodbye Pork Pie Hat' as an elegy for the pioneering jazz saxophonist Lester Young, who died in March 1959, two months prior to the recording sessions for what would become Mingus Ah Um. A darkly elegant ballad with a lone dissonant note full of pathos...

Behind the Song: David Bowie – ‘Subterraneans’

'Subterraneans' is the closing song on what has become perhaps David Bowie's most critically acclaimed album: Pitchfork placed Low at number 1 on their 'Top 100 Albums of the 1970s', on Q's list of the '100 Greatest British Albums Ever' Low was Bowie's highest entry at number 14, and while...

Behind the Song: Chuck Berry – ‘You Can’t Catch Me’

'You Can't Catch Me', one of Chuck Berry's early singles, proved an unexpected commercial flop. It failed to chart upon its release at the onset of 1957 - despite being given prominence by the fledgeling rock and roll feature Rock, Rock, Rock!, which had opened in cinemas the previous month...

Behind the Song: Van Morrison – ‘Crazy Love’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIaKy1vM9hs 'Crazy Love' is the third track from Moondance, Van...

Tracks of the Week

Tracks of the Week 19.01.25

Benjamin Lackner plays the piano with a plangent grace...

Tracks of the Week 12.01.25

Not since Jerry Seinfeld groggily awoke to witness Tim...

Tracks of the Week 04.01.25

Fresh beginnings plus a few festive odds and ends...

Tracks of the Week 17.08.24

Allen Lowe's short bio says that the veteran saxophonist...

Tracks of the Week 10.08.24

David Lynch, the transcendental meditator and itinerant Eagle Scout...

At the Movies

The Assassin (2015)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - In 9th century China, the weakened Tang Dynasty struggles to retain control over its militarised province of Weibo. Nie Yinniang (Shu Qi) has been trained by the nun Jiaxin (Fang-Yi Sheu) to assassinate corrupt government officials, but though she possesses all of the art, she cannot bring herself to kill a man as he sits cradling his sleeping son. So Jiaxin, who has raised Yinniang from the age of ten, sets her charge a more personal task...

The Out-of-Towners (1970)

★★ (2 out of 4 stars) - Imagine Jack Lemmon at his most highly strung, for instance in The Odd Couple, a Neil Simon film from a couple of years earlier, when Oscar Madison arrives home late from work after stopping off at a bar and Felix Ungar's meatloaf has dried out, and Oscar thinks that gravy just comes, and then confuses a spoon with a ladle...

North by Northwest (1959)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - A Madison Avenue advertising man, run-of-the-mill if unusually tanned with his grey flannel suit an impeccable fit, stands up at the wrong moment in the Oak Room of the Plaza Hotel in Midtown Manhattan. Roger Thornhill has theatre tickets. He wishes to send a wire to his mother, but by summoning the wrong waiter and ostensibly responding to the wrong call, he gets mistaken for George Kaplan, a government agent.

How to Steal a Million (1966)

★★½ (2.5 out of 4 stars) - Nicole Bonnet (Audrey Hepburn) is the daughter of an art forger, who has gathered so many supposed masterpieces in his private collection that he has won considerable renown in the world of art. Approached by the Kléber-Lafayette Museum, he proudly loans to the illustrious Paris institution (which for the sake of the film occupies the building of the real-life Musée Carnavalet) his most prized possession, his Cellini 'Venus'...

Halloween (1978)

★★ (2 out of 4 stars) - In the suburban neighbourhood of Haddonfield, Illinois, on Halloween night, 1963, while other kids are out trick-or-treating, a six-year-old boy without any apparent motivation creeps up the stairs, slips on a mask, and slashes to death his near-nude teenage sister. Fifteen years later he's still confined to Smith's Grove, a sanatorium for psychiatric patients, but he breaks out and returns to Haddonfield...

World Cinema

The Switch (2010)

★★★ (3 out of 4 stars) - Kassie Larson (Jennifer Aniston) is in her thirties, and she's single, and with no romantic prospects on the horizon she decides she can no longer wait to have a child. She talks the matter over with her best friend Wally Mars (Jason Bateman) - they dated six years ago, and though it didn't work out they've got along swimmingly ever since...

High Noon (1952)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - Will Kane (Gary Cooper), the marshal of a small frontier town in New Mexico Territory, gets married in a small civil ceremony to his beautiful young wife Amy Fowler (Grace Kelly), a Quaker whose imminent plans include a family and a convenience store someplace else. Fully intending to play the doting husband, to that end it is also Kane's last day on the job, and he hands in his badge...

Parasite (2019)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - A family of four live in a cramped and roach-infested banjiha, a semi-basement apartment in Seoul. They crib free Wi-Fi from unsuspecting neighbours and a nearby coffee shop, and their only source of income, procured by the mother Chung-sook via WhatsApp, comes from the folding of pizza boxes for a local delivery service, a task at which they are only moderately successful...

Enola Holmes (2020)

★★ (2 out of 4 stars) - Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown), the youngest sibling in the illustrious Holmes family, grew up for all intents and purposes as an only child. At the lavish country house which is now on the cusp of being consumed by nature, she was home-schooled by her mother, who provided an unorthodox education encompassing everything from word games, chess, and jujitsu to chemistry, botany, and lawn tennis played indoors...

Chinatown (1974)

★★★★ (4 out of 4 stars) - Chinatown is a detective story, loosely inspired by the California water wars which took place between the fledgeling city of Los Angeles and the surrounding Owens Valley in the early twentieth century. The pivotal figure in those wars was William Mulholland, the chief architect of the Los Angeles Aqueduct, whose career came to an abrupt end with the failure of the St Francis Dam in 1928...

Earthy Anecdotes

Earthy Anecdotes: Katharine Hepburn Steals Stephen Sondheim’s Plant

By the turn of the twentieth century, the Turtle Bay neighbourhood on the east side of Midtown Manhattan was a 'riverside back yard' for the city of New York. Imposing brownstones and squalid tenement housing butted up against the breweries, gasworks, and slaughterhouses which lined the waterfront. Eventually the waterfront would be reshaped by the United Nations headquarters, with dozens of diplomatic missions...

Earthy Anecdotes: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’s Hellish Dinner Scene

One of the most influential horror movies of all-time,...

Earthy Anecdotes: Alex Ferguson, Mick Harford and The League That Got Away

In the winter of 1991, Manchester United stood atop...

Earthy Anecdotes: The Premiere of The Rite of Spring

On 29 May 1913, The Rite of Spring, the ballet and...

Earthy Anecdotes: Zola’s House at Médan by Paul Cézanne

In Banks of the Marne by the French artist...

Poetry

The Early Poetry of Mina Loy

When the first issue of Others: A Magazine of...

Rabindranath Tagore, E. E. Cummings; Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy, Björk

Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941) was a Bengali polymath, best known...

Emily Dickinson – ‘I Can Wade Grief’ (1862)

Emily Dickinson was born on 10 December 1830 in...

Pierrot Through the Arts

Pierrot, the sad clown in white face and loose...

James Joyce

Ignatius Loyola and the Jesuits; and the Jesuits and James Joyce

With the election yesterday evening in Rome of former...

Behind the Song: ‘M’appari’ from Friedrich von Flotow’s Martha

'M'appari' is the best known name for the central...

The Homeric Parallel in Ulysses: Joyce, Nabokov and Homer in Maps

When Ulysses was published on 2 February, 1922, it was the...

Joyce, Nabokov, and Dirty Books: The Publications of Ulysses, Haveth Childers Everywhere, and Lolita

With Ezra Pound acting as intermediary, from the spring of...

Obituaries

Brazilian Architect Paulo Mendes da Rocha Dies at the Age of 92

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NidZvaQQrsA The Brazilian architect Paulo Mendes da Rocha died on...

Dean Stockwell, Star of Blue Velvet and Quantum Leap, Dies at 85 Years Old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhPosL3UAN8 The actor Dean Stockwell died of natural causes on...

Toots Hibbert, Reggae Pioneer and Lead Vocalist of the Maytals, Dies Aged 77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErQ2UB44k-o Toots Hibbert, the pioneering reggae musician who imbued his...

Norm Macdonald Used To Think His Life Was Incomplete. Now It’s Finished.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7K-kaelQEs Norm Macdonald, the comedian whose mischievous glint and deadpan...

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Chiefs and Bills Close Out the Greatest Divisional Round in NFL History

With Super Bowl LVI on the horizon and a spot in the conference championships at stake, the four games in the divisional round of the 2021-22 National Football League playoffs each went down to the dying seconds and one final kick.

In what proved to be the greatest divisional round in the history of the playoffs, first up on Saturday it was the Cincinnati Bengals rookie Evan McPherson who took advantage of an interception by Logan Wilson and the almost telepathic relationship between quarterback Joe Burrow and wide receiver Ja’Marr Chase.

At the end of a scoreless fourth quarter, with the game tied at 16-16, Wilson’s interception from a tipped pass by the Tennessee Titans quarterback Ryan Tannehill gave the Bengals just twenty seconds to make a play. One 15-yard pass to Chase and a couple of running plays put McPherson on the edge of field goal range, with his 52-yard kick as time expired sending the Bengals into raptures and crushing the Titans crowd, even though A. J. Brown ended the game as the top receiver and their star running back Derrick Henry made a successful return having been out with a fractured foot since week eight.

Hours later as the snow covered Lambeau Field, it was the turn of the San Francisco 49ers to plunge a dagger into the heart of Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers, as the Red and Gold burst into life late in the fourth quarter amid the freezing conditions towards the end of another low-scoring game.

The 49ers had managed a solitary field goal deep into the fourth quarter, with a first quarter touchdown and a late field goal handing the Packers a 10-3 lead. But as both teams struggled in the bitter conditions, a punt from the Green Bay 12-yard line was blocked by the San Francisco defensive end Jordan Willis, with Talanoa Hufanga scooping up the ball and scrambling six yards into the end zone to tie the game.

Aaron Rodgers tried to find his favourite target Davante Adams over the top of the San Francisco defence, but when the Packers were forced into another punt the 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo received the ball with three minutes and 20 seconds remaining. As has so often been the case this season, Deebo Samuel stepped up as an all-purpose offensive threat, catching a couple of passes and completing a handful of driving and darting runs to put Bobby Gould within 45 yards of the posts. His field goal as time expired sent Green Bay packing for another year.

History was prone to repeat itself even as wars of attrition gave way to breakneck action. After the slugfests of Saturday night, on Sunday it was a similar story in coastal Tampa, where a late surge from the Buccaneers seemed to carry with it a brisk air of inevitability. Football fans had watched this tale unfold so many times before as Tom Brady willed his team towards an improbable comeback.

By the mid-point of the third quarter, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were trailing 27-3 versus the Los Angeles Rams, not helped by some slack play on special teams and three penalties for unsportsmanlike conduct. Just as Brady appeared to be building up a head of steam, a sack from the venerable linebacker Von Miller gave Los Angeles the ball, only for the Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford to miss the snap in a frantic start to the fourth quarter.

Both sides spurned opportunities with the Bucs twice turning the ball over on downs, and with three minutes and 56 seconds left on the clock, Brady received the ball 77 yards from the goal line. A 55-yard pass to Mike Evans cut the deficit to 27-20, and when Ndamukong Suh forced a fumble on the second play of the Rams drive, Los Angeles fans began to lament what by now felt like the cruel hands of fate. Brady the seven-time Super Bowl champion helped the Bucs down the field before Leonard Fournette tied the score with a nine-yard running touchdown.

Just 42 seconds of the game remained, and after all the brilliance of the first half – capped by Stafford’s 70-yard touchdown pass to Cooper Kupp, the National Football League’s standout receiver – now the Rams looked shell-shocked and ripe for the taking. Instead they managed to pull themselves back together. Two passes from Stafford to Kupp for a combined total of 64 yards put the Rams on the 12-yard line, where a hurried spike with 4 seconds left was followed by the winning field goal from Matt Gay, leaving the Bucs season in embers.

All three games had been decided by a walk-off field goal from the away side. Defeats for the Tennessee Titans and the Green Bay Packers will make this the first postseason since 2010-11 to feature neither of the top seeds in their respective championships. Meanwhile the Tampa Bay Buccaneers remain the reigning Super Bowl champions, no longer with the opportunity to defend their crown.

After ending the longest active playoff drought in the sport, the upset caused by the Cincinnati Bengals gave them their first road playoff win in franchise history. The San Francisco 49ers on the other hand were merely rubbing salt into old wounds, as Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay are now 0-4 in playoff games versus their hard-hitting opponents from the West Coast. Matthew Stafford continues his first run in the postseason, but his quarterback heroics were overshadowed by the usual questions surrounding Tom Brady’s future.

The final game of the weekend between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills seemed like the cherry on top of the icing, pitting two of the most attacking sides in American football against each other for the second consecutive year. Instead the match provided fans with more layers of sponge and thick squirts of creamy filling, climaxing with an astonishing 25 points scored inside the final two minutes.

Two long scoring drives had opened proceedings, the first finished off by Devin Singletary after the Bills twice converted on fourth down, while the second was capped by the Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes who dove with outstretched arms to reach the end zone pylon. Then it was anything you can do, I can do better as the Bills responded swiftly to a couple of Kansas City touchdowns, with a 75-yard pass from Josh Allen to Gabriel Davis keeping the Buffalo side well in contention at the end of the third.

At the start of the fourth quarter, offsetting penalties allowed the Chiefs to retake a punt return. With Tyreek Hill in the backfield, the speedster raced for 45 yards and Harrison Butker kicked a field goal to put Kansas ahead by 26-21. Then as the clock edged inside two minutes, the Bills completed a manic 19-play drive as Josh Allen harried and scrambled before facing fourth down and long. His 27-yard touchdown pass to Davis, followed by a miraculous 2-point conversion which found Stefon Diggs in the back of the end zone, handed the Bills a three point lead with one minute and 57 seconds on the clock.

Normally enough time for one last drive, it took Mahomes and the Chiefs less than a minute to charge down the field with a 64-yard pass to Hill putting them back in the ascendancy. But with the ball back in Allen’s hands, the Bills talisman bundled through a handful of plays before another pass to Davis split the Chiefs down the middle, putting Buffalo on the cusp of a memorable victory with just 13 seconds left to play.

The Chiefs had to move fast and nobody moves faster than Tyreek Hill, who bounded for 19 yards before a 25-yard pass from Mahomes found the tight end Travis Kelce. Now Harrison Butker – who had spurned a 50-yard field goal attempt at the end of the first half before botching an extra point in the third quarter – was 49 yards away from a tied game, and the usually formidable kicker hit his mark to send the Chiefs and the Bills into overtime.

With the defences tiring while the offences were now firing on all cylinders, it felt like whoever won the toss would see out the match, and so it proved as Mahomes completed five passes for 50 yards, with Jerick McKinnon and Mecole Hardman scampering down the field before Travis Kelce sealed the game with an eight-yard touchdown pass caught over his left shoulder.

The combined 25 points scored in the final two minutes of regular time stand as the second-most of any game in the Super Bowl era. With a touchdown ending the match, in overtime the Bills and Josh Allen never laid hands on the football. The four end zone passes caught by Gabriel Davis during the course of the game sets a new benchmark for the postseason, while Allen exits the playoffs with nine touchdown throws from just two matches.

The Chiefs meanwhile were the only home side to progress at the end of a staggering weekend of American football. As both sides paid their tributes at the end of a thrilling match, Patrick Mahomes said:

‘It was definitely special to win a game like this at Arrowhead. Obviously the Super Bow was probably number one for me, but this one is right up there. To be able to come back a couple of times, get points when we needed to get points, score touchdowns, get in field goal range, I’ll remember it forever.’

The Cincinnati Bengals will travel to the Kansas City Chiefs for the American Football Conference championship game next weekend, while the San Francisco 49ers will shuffle their way down the coast to face the Los Angeles Rams for the National Football Conference championship. SoFi Stadium, home to the Los Angeles Chargers and Los Angeles Rams, will host Super Bowl LVI on 13 February, with Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige, and Kendrick Lamar providing the halftime entertainment.

Christopher Laws
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Christopher Laws is the writer and editor of Culturedarm, currently based in Umeå, Sweden.

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